The Battle for Gobwin Knob - Episode 148

The Battle for Gobwin Knob - Episode 148
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Adder wrote:


Who said anything about him losing his eye? Eyepatches are so badass as to be guaranteed to give a bonus or two when equipped.


So do you think it will give a leadership bonus of some kind. Losing binocular vision usually imposes some kind of fighting penalty though. Maybe it shoots laser beams.
Adder wrote:
Who said anything about him losing his eye? Eyepatches are so badass as to be guaranteed to give a bonus or two when equipped.

Do two eyepatches give double bonuses then? >_>
Heh, just keep stacking your eyepatches on top of each other.
Wait, what about an eyepatch in one eye and a monocle in the other? :o
The Old Hack wrote:
Adder wrote:
Who said anything about him losing his eye? Eyepatches are so badass as to be guaranteed to give a bonus or two when equipped.

Do two eyepatches give double bonuses then? >_>


"One eyepatch: cool, hip, and groovy; two eyepatches: lookin' like a d*ckhead."
Bobby Archer wrote:
"One eyepatch: cool, hip, and groovy; two eyepatches: lookin' like a d*ckhead."


Three eyepatches: Cheesy online game.
So, this pirate walks into a bar. He's got a peg-leg, hook, and an eye-patch. One of the other sailors in the bar notices him and says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened to you?"

The pirate says, "Well, I lost me leg in a storm at sea. The mast broke and fell on my leg and crushed it. They had to put this peg on there instead."

The sailor says, "That's horrible. Did you lose your hand during the same storm?"

The pirate replies, "No, I was pulling up a fishing net and there was a shark stuck in it. While trying to kill it and get it out of the net, it lurched and bit me hand off and they gave me this hook."

The sailor says, "I'm sorry. What about your eye?"

The pirate says, "A seagull crapped in it."

The sailor says, "You lost your eye to bird crap?"

The pirate sighs, "It was the first day I had the hook."
It would have to be a bonus to sea based battles.
Ichthus wrote:
So, this pirate walks into a bar. He's got a peg-leg, hook, and an eye-patch. One of the other sailors in the bar notices him and says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened to you?"

The pirate says, "Well, I lost me leg in a storm at sea. The mast broke and fell on my leg and crushed it. They had to put this peg on there instead."

The sailor says, "That's horrible. Did you lose your hand during the same storm?"

The pirate replies, "No, I was pulling up a fishing net and there was a shark stuck in it. While trying to kill it and get it out of the net, it lurched and bit me hand off and they gave me this hook."

The sailor says, "I'm sorry. What about your eye?"

The pirate says, "A seagull crapped in it."

The sailor says, "You lost your eye to bird crap?"

The pirate sighs, "It was the first day I had the hook."


This is rediculously Awesome. May I steal it?

-Tug
Housellama wrote:
This is rediculously Awesome. May I steal it? -Tug


I've heard it yearrrrrrs ago. Still made me laugh, though.
seans23 wrote:
The Old Hack wrote:

*snif* I never did learn how Vecna lost his. :(


I thought Kas removed it.

Yep, that's how it happened.